During an ecumenical gathering someone rushed in shouting ,                                                                          "The building is on fire !"                                                                                                                               *The Methodists at once gathered in a corner and prayed.                                                                                  * The Baptists cried, "Everybody into the water."                                                                                            The Lutherans, posted a notice on the door declaring fire was evil,                                                               because is was the natural abode of the devil.                                                                                                      * The Congregationalists shouted, "Every man for himself !"                                                                               * The Seventh - Day Adventist  proclaimed,                                                                                                   "It's the vengeances of an angry God! "                                                                                                         *The Christian Sciencetists argees among themselves                                                                                       that there really was not a fire.                                                                                                                            * The Presbyterians appointed a chairperson,                                                                                                 who was to appoint a committee to look into the matter                                                                                   and make a written report to the next session.                                                                                                     * The Episcopalians formed a procession and marched our in good order.                                                         *The Unitarian - Universalists concluded that the fire                                                                                          had as much right to be there as anyone else.                                                                                                    *The Catholics passed a collection plate to cover the damages.

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